Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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