My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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