Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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