now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I'm drive I can fine osifer
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Randomize