I like to think it a success when the cops are called
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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