found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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