I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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