Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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