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yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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