I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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