I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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