Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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