Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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