seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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The uberlube is also flammable
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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