If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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