Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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