Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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