just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Let's paint friendship bongs
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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