So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here