The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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