I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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