I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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