So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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