Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You're like the curious george of whores
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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