I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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