Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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