? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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