Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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