what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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