butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Plan B is the new Plan A
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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