ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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