brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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