Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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