Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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