Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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