in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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