it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
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kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
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He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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