are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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