I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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