she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.