would you consider him our boss?
then technically i slept with our boss
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.