so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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