I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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