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one two three fourrrrnication!
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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