Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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