Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!