In the future we'll all be gay
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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