All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?