Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?