he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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