How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i barfeds in our rink
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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