Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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