what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I have fence marks all over my body
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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